Many of us have many first date nightmare stories. Some stories more horrid than others. I myself have had some nightmares. Forgetting my wallet…calling her by the wrong name several times…pouring wine all over her new dress. Yeah the list is endless.
I came across this story on one of my favourite sites, http://www.lamebook.com. Its got to be one of the funniest first date experiences I have ever read.
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And it’s bullshit dude. That whole throwing the shitty pants thing out the window is an old joke. God, I’m pretty sure Barry Hylton has even used it in his shows.
Hey, bulldust or fact, if that ever happens, stay put in the loo and SMS someone, anyone trustworthy, to bring you a replacement pants, and undies if needed! Dammit! Who’d be so stupid to dump (if you’ll pardon the pun) a soiled but otherwise perfectly good pants before ensuring that the replacement is there?
While on holiday in UK, I’ve flushed a pair of undies in the Natural Science museum in London, years go, for similar reasons, and used those red buses to get back home while “hanging free”, but I NEVER even CONSIDERED the possibility of replacing the washable garment! That’s just way too bizarre to contemplate.
hahaha i didn’t know it was fake. a few other people have told me.
its Hilarious though.
Great site! I am loving it!! Will come back again – taking you feeds also, Thanks.
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