Solid Game

Many of my friends find it strange that I sometimes head out on a night alone. I usually declare that “I am a one man Wolfpack tonight” on my Facebook status. Lots people find it uncomfortable just…chillin’ by themselves. Being the lone wolf is not a new state of being for me. When I first moved to Cape Town I had very few friends. I found that I had to get out there to make connections. This strategy has since paid off. There are several advantages to being a One Man Wolfpack. Let’s talk about a few today.
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Hey, guy. I’ve seen you and several of your booitjies make what you call “moves” on girls on the dance floor over my years of clubbing. You haven’t asked for anyone’s opinion about your approach methods but I felt that someone needed to say something about this train wreck … for the sake of the ladies. But then I thought… wouldn’t it be much better to let the ladies speak for themselves? So I figured it would be best to ask some of my girlfriends to tell you what they thought about your so called “killer moves”.

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Last night was time for my first bi-annual visit to a strip club…obviously. Me and some of my friends from my stand-up comedy circuit decided to give Mavericks a visit.  It was rather cool…the club was relatively empty and the girls were bored.
One of my friends had these hipster spectacles. The ones that you wear not because you have an eye problem, you just wear them for the fuck of it…cause it looks good. He had a Clark Kent thing going. Any way cut to the incident. Read the rest of this entry »