Many of us have many first date nightmare stories. Some stories more horrid than others. I myself have had some nightmares. Forgetting my wallet…calling her by the wrong name several times…pouring wine all over her new dress. Yeah the list is endless.
I came across this story on one of my favourite sites, http://www.lamebook.com. Its got to be one of the funniest first date experiences I have ever read.
Archive for the ‘Field Reports’ Category
My Date With Amanda – A First Date Horror Story
On January - 8 - 2010
Whimsical Encounters with A Girl Called Janice
On November - 9 - 2009
I think it was a Friday night at my my HQ. It must have been my round cause I went over to the bar to get the boys a round of drinks. That is when I noticed Janice and her friend sitting in at the corner of the bar…yeah I know..cliche. They weren’t saying much to each other, they seemed to be watching the people.
10 of Cape Towns Best Clubs to Meet Hot Chicks
On November - 3 - 2009
This was a surprisingly difficult list to put together. There are simply so many places to go to in Cape Town we (TheScud and I) haven’t yet visited them all. We don’t think we’ll be able to get to them all. But of all the places we’ve visited, we think this list is a pretty comprehensive list. It is a list of clubs that you are almost guaranteed to meet some of the hottest and most interesting women in Cape Town this summer.
The most important criteria for a great venue for meeting hotties is, that’s right you guessed it, lots of hot chicks. But there are also other factors that contribute to this, approachability of the ladies and atmosphere of the venue. We have also added our most successful pickup line for that particular venue. Use it lose it. Your choice.
How to get her Number using Facebook
On March - 13 - 2009
There are some similarities between getting a girls number face to face as opposed to getting her number through Facebook.
Some might say it’s easier others say not so much.
I prefer to get her number face to face. That way I can tell immediately whether I want to contact her at all or not. I can tell how “on” (how much attraction is between us) it is.
That being said, I do occasionally use the Facebook route. It’s convenient; I’m a busy guy with things to do. And if I’m interested in a particular lass, it’s easier for me to interact with her via the convenience of FB.
My Wingman Woes
On November - 26 - 2008
The difference between a good and terrible wingman is pretty evident when you are dealing with a situation where it is essential to have a competent one. Duh!
I had such a situation last night. I don’t know why I often find it within me to be charitable but this time it almost cost me a good night out.
Here is the short version of what happened.
The First Night Out With The Scud
On November - 11 - 2008
Saturday, just before the big Springbok VS Wales game. The Scud met me at popular watering hole where I was watching the game with my wingman Bmad. The plan was to watch the game there and celebrate my new friend BikeMadMike’s birthday. There were quite a few other friends of ours there. This humble setting was just the calm before the craziness that was about to ensue.
The Blind Date Experiment
On November - 10 - 2008
Ive never been on a blind date before. I constantly hear horror stories about them. The funniest story I ever heard was a friend rocking up at a blind date and his date had rocked up with 2 of her kids , that he wasnt told about. Her excuse…she couldn’t find a baby-sitter. Terrible.
How to make-out with the tall model within one hour of meeting
On November - 3 - 2008
The Backstory
I ended up at one of my favourite hang outs with a good friend and his new girlfriend. Being friday we just wanted to chill dance a little and see where the night took us.
The place was packed as usual, we managed to find a large table that we had to share with several other people. Thats when she I noticed her.
The Tall Curly Haired Bombshell.
Random October night out
On October - 17 - 2008
Decided to go out after work today. Just got back.
The funny thing about some cape town clubs is that, they only prioritize certain clientel. I.E if you are a scantily clad young woman, you’ll probably get in without the hassle of standing in a cue.
A friend a myself had to stand in a cue while 13 (yes I counted ) chicks walked right past us to get in. Now I wasn’t kitted up for a night out, I remind you we randomly decided to get out.
How I got the MILFs number.
On October - 16 - 2008
I recently took some time off to go on holiday to go visit my folks and fam back home.
The strange thing about my hometime is that its rather small. Each time ive been to the airport flying to or from the my hometime ive always met someone I know.
I Bumped into an old work mate of mine who was in town a couple days getting his business sorted. During our conversation before boarding quite an attractive older lady came and sat a couple of rows behind us and started reading a magazine. I’m sure she was in her late 30s early 40s but just wow. Certainly looked like she worked out. About 1.65m height curly long hair and very lean.
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