Solid Game

Many of my friends find it strange that I sometimes head out on a night alone. I usually declare that “I am a one man Wolfpack tonight” on my Facebook status. Lots people find it uncomfortable just…chillin’ by themselves. Being the lone wolf is not a new state of being for me. When I first moved to Cape Town I had very few friends. I found that I had to get out there to make connections. This strategy has since paid off. There are several advantages to being a One Man Wolfpack. Let’s talk about a few today.
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Hey, guy. I’ve seen you and several of your booitjies make what you call “moves” on girls on the dance floor over my years of clubbing. You haven’t asked for anyone’s opinion about your approach methods but I felt that someone needed to say something about this train wreck … for the sake of the ladies. But then I thought… wouldn’t it be much better to let the ladies speak for themselves? So I figured it would be best to ask some of my girlfriends to tell you what they thought about your so called “killer moves”.

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Last night was time for my first bi-annual visit to a strip club…obviously. Me and some of my friends from my stand-up comedy circuit decided to give Mavericks a visit.  It was rather cool…the club was relatively empty and the girls were bored.
One of my friends had these hipster spectacles. The ones that you wear not because you have an eye problem, you just wear them for the fuck of it…cause it looks good. He had a Clark Kent thing going. Any way cut to the incident. Read the rest of this entry »

Has this ever happened to you? You walk into your favourite bar and you notice a group of giggling girls sat at a table. You notice one in particular. You want to talk to her but you have no idea how to get her attention through all her friends. Hot girls always seem to roll in groups sometimes in groups of just girls other times with some guys. I’m often asked what are the basic rules of approaching a girl that is in one of these intimidating groups.

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Here is a quick thought.

How you look doesn’t have anything to do with how good you can make her feel.
Nothing about how old you are, how tall you are, how much you weigh, how much money you make or whether on not you are her type has anything to do with how you can make her feel once you are in bed with her.

A key to remember is that after a woman has experienced a mind blowing intimate experience with you, the experience alone will render all of the other stuff irrelevant. Yes this is a generalization…but in my experience, its pretty accurate.

What do you think ?

A few months ago I found out on twitter about a new TV show about to hit South African televisions. The show is called MAN. The show is about the love lives of 4 Cape Townian guys Henri Slier, Kaizer Tsosane, Trevor Gow and Maurice Levin.

It was subsequently postponed due to SABC 3’s cricket commitments (ENG vs RSA: which South Africa won btw ).
They later got a new airdate! 22 January 2010 on SABC 3. That’s is in a few days. So just to bring you up to speed, here is what has happened between last few months to now.

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This was a surprisingly difficult list to put together.  There are simply so many places to go to in Cape Town we (TheScud and I) haven’t yet visited them all. We don’t think we’ll be able to get to them all. But of all the places we’ve visited, we think this list is a pretty comprehensive list.  It is a list of clubs that you are almost guaranteed to meet some of the hottest and most interesting women in Cape Town this summer.
The most important criteria for a great venue for meeting hotties is, that’s right you guessed it, lots of hot chicks. But there are also other factors that contribute to this, approachability of the ladies and atmosphere of the venue.  We have also added our most successful pickup line for that particular venue.  Use it lose it. Your choice.

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I love suits. I don’t have very many but my collection is growing. I James Bond is currently my favourite suit guy second only to Barney Stinson who believes suiting up is a way of life. Following International Suit Up Day coming up on the 13th of August, I decided to do some research on the net about choosing a suit. Choosing a suit isn’t as straight forward as you might think. There are several things to take into consideration, body size/shape, fabric, suit style etc. Hope fully this post will give you a clearer idea on what to do when trying to get a suit.
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Scent is the strongest sense tied to memory. What does this mean? If you can stimulate her nose with a scent all your own, it’s like writing your name on that little tiny part of her brain!

I’m often asked what it is I’m wearing, true story. It’s been a great excuse for a woman to start a conversation with me.

My current favourite is the Yardley 442 Classic for men(pictured). It’s not expensive and smells damn good. My other favs are most by Hugo Boss and Lentheric. If you don’t know how to buy cologne or where to start, I’ve compiled a few pointers to help you out. Just cause I’m a bro with your best interests at heart.

You don’t have to fork out thousands to smell like sex on fire. However if you can afford it, go ahead why not.

Cologne reacts to body heat, so the best places to apply are on the wrists and around the chest/neck. My routine is to apply one spray to the left wrist and rub that on the right wrist. Then, I spray once or twice on the chest. I like toe like to put some on the back of the neck to create a scent trail and the back of my ears, perfect for when you lean in to whisper in her ear, kiss on the cheek or hug (this is a gem). In any case, use discretion. You don’t need to let everyone know you’re coming.

Sometimes I screw up and put on a little too much to be honest. When your eyes start watering…yeah it’s too much.

If you’re buying in a store, remember to smell before you buy. Spray onto a provided strip or wrist and continue to smell it occasionally for about 20 minutes until you have a good handle on the cologne. In addition, after you’ve found cologne that you’re fairly serious about buying, make sure to try it on before buying. Every cologne reacts differently with different skin chemistries. You can try on up to four colognes at a time- one on each wrist and one on the inside of each elbow (where your veins are).

Don’t spray cologne onto your clothes. It will not last longer; quite the opposite, actually.

If your bottle of cologne doesn’t have a spray top, put your finger over the top and turn the bottle. Then rub your finger on your chest. Use moderation.

I recently discovered a love for cigars. I’m not a smoker but I think cigars are just pretty fucken cool.

Some famous cigar smokers: Bill Clinton: you might recall what kinda fun he decided to have with his cigar. Funny thing I discovered was that because the White House was designated as a non-smoking area during the Clinton Administration, the President would more often chew a cigar than smoke one…or stuck it up an intern…wherever the pimpin took him.

WINSTON CHURCHILL,  Fidel Castro and George burns were also big cig. puffers.

“Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.”  George F. Burns quotes (American comedian 1896-1996)

I did some research on the net just to make sure I knew WTF was going on. I found this.

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