Millions of people are are finding love online these days. Its convenient its quick and it makes it easier to find people you have stuff in common with. I too have an online dating profile.
One of the most difficult things is writing a little BIO about yourself. There are many ways to approach this, im only going to get into one method…The Solidgame way.
Here is a copy of what I wrote for my online dating profile.
I hope you can draw some inspiration from it.
Yesterday I posted a translation of one Sipho Hlongwane’s lament (Read Where Are All The Good Comedians?) about the state of South African comedy and especially Loyiso Gola.
Here is my translation.
Well Loyi has responded -> here
I have translated this article too for those who dont have the ability to read between the lines….the subtext.
Loyiso’s reply.
ME AND MY WHOLE CREW….WE STARTED THIS SHIT.
YOU IGNORAMOUS.
PEOPLE RECONGNISE ME ON THE STREETS.
I DONT EVEN KNOW YOU, MAN!
Read comedian, Warren Roberston’s reply to Sipho’s column, here
Below is my translation of an article written by Sipho Hlongwane on the state of South African comedy. I took the liberty of deconstructing and translating this complex article of you.
This translation is for those who cant read between the lines.
I hope it makes a lot more sense to you.
I recommend you read the original article first. You can find the original article here.
Here is a quick thought.
How you look doesn’t have anything to do with how good you can make her feel.
Nothing about how old you are, how tall you are, how much you weigh, how much money you make or whether on not you are her type has anything to do with how you can make her feel once you are in bed with her.
A key to remember is that after a woman has experienced a mind blowing intimate experience with you, the experience alone will render all of the other stuff irrelevant. Yes this is a generalization…but in my experience, its pretty accurate.
What do you think ?
It’s my purgatory really, dinner drinks whatever
Never really all that interested but I find myself telling her how beautiful she is anyway,
cause its true,
All women are in one way or another
There is always something about every damn one of you
A smile, a curve….a secret.
You ladies really are the most amazing creatures
My life’s work.
But, then there is the morning after
The hangover,
The realization that I’m not quite as available as I thought I was the night before
Then she’s gone.
And I’m haunted by yet another road untaken.
VENT ALERT! Oh, you don’t want to “play that game”? Think the perfect guy should instantly see all you have to offer, and you shouldn’t have to work for it? . I’ve met a few guys who said they don’t want to play that game either. Women should flock to them because they are nice, and sweet. No points for guessing how that’s working out. It’s not about “nice”, it’s about how the world is!
If what you are doing is yielding you the results that you want in your dating life..then more power to you. If not, perhaps you need to change the way you think.
LIFE DOES NOT OWE YOU SHIT!
Yeap. Crazy weekend that.
I was busy with my Friday afternoon battery of phone calls. I get these calls every Friday evening after 7pm like clockwork. It’s usually my friends looking to find out where I’m at , where I’m going to be at, what’s going on at, who is going to be at, can they join me at….the list is endless. Needless to say it’s a rather busy time for me. Cleaning up, Suiting up, scenting up…
I was on one of these calls as I was on my way out the Boom Boom room (..That is the name my flatmate decided to christen our flat). Clearly distracted, I closed the door behind me and only realising that my keys were STILL INSIDE!
This was a problem because I don’t have a spare and my flatmate had gone off for the weekend with his girlfriend. DAMN!
Night 1 in my suit was great, but not out of the ordinary. Yeah, I did find a “couch” to crash in…she was more than happy to help me out.
The lesson here is simple. Make sure you bet yourself a comfortable suit, incase you are stuck in it for several days J.
Thanks to my friends and to my lady friend for allowing me to crash at their places. I would do the same for you of course.
I’m a huge Guy Ricthie fan. After months of searching I finally managed to get my hands on RocknRolla. The title track immediately got my attention. A band is called Black Strobe and the song is simply titled I’m A Man. I LOVE this tune, its raw! I loved it more when I read the lyrics. Listen to it and you will know what I mean. This ladies and gentlemen I present to you the Official SolidGame Soundtrack.
The story is this: a girl was out with friends having drinks on King St (in Toronto ). This guy approaches her and won’t leave her alone -saying how cute she is. She finally gives in and hands the guy her business card to get rid of him.
The attached is an MP3 file of not one, but TWO voicemails this guy left. This goes down in the history books – especially the second voice mail.
After hearing them you can clearly see why she didn’t call him back – instead she called in to the Z103.5 morning show & had them play this on the air.
Ladies: He is out there… 
I woke up early, ironed my shirt. Picked out my tie. Assembled the killer combo. Strolled to work with a swagger only a dude with a suit can swing. Walked into the office..paused gave the receptionist a nod and a wink.
<Receptionist> Nice suit…? *smiling*
<Blade> Why thank you mizz…
…..
<Colleague> didn’t think you ACTUALLY suit up
<Blade> …bro…if you think you can’t …the you are probably right.
<Colleague> …that doesn’t even make sense
<Blade> ….if you were suited up it would.
And so began a legendary day.
I woke up early, ironed my shirt. Picked out my tie. Assembled the killer combo. Strolled to work with a swagger only a dude with a suit can swing. Walked into the office..paused gave the receptionist a nod and a wink.
<Receptionist> Nice suit…? *smiling*
<Blade> Why thank you mizz…
<Colleague> didn’t think you ACTUALLY suit up
<Blade> …bro…if you think you can’t …the you are probably right.
<Colleague> …that doesn’t even make sense
<Blade> ….if you were suited up it would.
As so began a legendary day.
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