I’m all about risque openers.
They are fun and unpredictable. here is one perfect for national cleavage day.
Try this opener on the “not so well endowed” ladies.
” …national cleavage day….so I guess your not participating……feeling a little left out? “
If you dont get it…stick to the standard stuff.
Remember , your not doing it to be mean…just a little cocky and fun.
I got this from one of my good friends and wingmen ( gifted Charmer )
Prime material and he came up with it on the spot.
” Can I get your opinion on 2 things that has been boggling me since i woke up to all this chest-flesh this morning. Firstly – how is this day gonna affect the confidence of of flat chested girls?mean…clearly you dont have a problem…but there are girls out there who are pretty (alot prettier..depending on your ball size) who are actually gonna make an effort to cover up today. Secondly…how would you feel about a day wherein guys have to wear tight pants in order to display their packages? (Think of funny name for day…still to early for me) Does this seem appropriate to you? Sorry…I’m trying to talk to you here…look me in the eyes please. (To self: Eish….dirty girl) “