Solid Game http://solidgame.co.za Real World Attraction and Charisma Thu, 04 Feb 2010 06:02:04 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 My Purgatory http://solidgame.co.za/23/my-purgatory/ http://solidgame.co.za/23/my-purgatory/#comments Sat, 23 Jan 2010 11:22:39 +0000 Blade http://solidgame.co.za/?p=1043 It’s my purgatory really, dinner drinks whatever

Never really all that interested but I find myself telling her how beautiful she is anyway,

cause its true,

All women are in one way or another

There is always something about every damn one of you

A smile, a curve….a secret.

You ladies really are the most amazing creatures

My life’s work.

But, then there is the morning after

The hangover,

The realization that I’m not quite as available as I thought I was the night before

Then she’s gone.

And I’m haunted by yet another road untaken.

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I was busy with my Friday afternoon battery of phone calls. I get these calls every Friday evening after 7pm like clockwork. It’s usually my friends looking to find out where I’m at , where I’m going to be at, what’s going on at, who is going to be at, can they join me at….the list is endless. Needless to say it’s a rather busy time for me. Cleaning up, Suiting up, scenting up…

I was on one of these calls as I was on my way out the Boom Boom room (..That is the name my flatmate decided to christen our flat). Clearly distracted, I closed the door behind me and only realising that my keys were STILL INSIDE!

This was a problem because I don’t have a spare and my flatmate had gone off for the weekend with his girlfriend. DAMN!

Night 1 in my suit was great, but not out of the ordinary. Yeah, I did find a “couch” to crash in…she was more than happy to help me out.

The lesson here is simple. Make sure you bet yourself a comfortable suit, incase you are stuck in it for several days J.

Thanks to my friends and to my lady friend for allowing me to crash at their places. I would do the same for you of course.

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]]> http://solidgame.co.za/30/3-days-in-a-suit/feed/ 0 The Official SolidGame Soundtrack http://solidgame.co.za/21/the-official-solidgame-soundtrack/ http://solidgame.co.za/21/the-official-solidgame-soundtrack/#comments Fri, 21 Aug 2009 10:00:19 +0000 Blade http://solidgame.co.za/?p=940 I’m a huge Guy Ricthie fan. After months of searching I finally managed to get my hands on RocknRolla. The title track immediately got my attention. A band is called Black Strobe and the song is simply titled I’m A Man. I LOVE this tune, its raw! I loved it more when I read the lyrics. Listen to it and you will know what I mean. This ladies and gentlemen I present to you the Official SolidGame Soundtrack.

I was just thinking the other day about how music influences our moods. This tune just takes me back to that raw testosterony primal feeling of being the male of the species. Perfect for moments when you feel defeated, downtrodden and just plain low. It’s a musical reminder that I’m THE MAN. Get up! …shake it off…. Take it like a man.

Now, when I was a little boy
At the age of five
I had somethin’ in my pocket
Keeps a lot of folks alive

Now I’m a man
Turnin’ twenty one
You know, baby
We can have a lot of fun

I’m a man
I spell M-A-N
Woah, I’m a man

All you pretty women
Standin’ in line
I can make a love to you, baby
In an hours time

I’m a man
I spell M-A-N
Woah, I’m a man

Goin’ back down
To Kansas town
To bring back the second cousin
Little Johnny the Conqueroo

I’m a man
I spell M-A-N
Woah, I’m a man

The line I shoot
Will never miss
The way I make love to ‘em
They can’t resist

I’m a man
I spell M-A-N
Woah, I’m a man

Woah, I’m a man

Black_Strobe-im_a_man(Official_SolidGame_Soundtrack)

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]]> http://solidgame.co.za/21/the-official-solidgame-soundtrack/feed/ 1 How Not to Leave her A Voice Mail http://solidgame.co.za/18/how-not-to-leave-her-a-voice-mail/ http://solidgame.co.za/18/how-not-to-leave-her-a-voice-mail/#comments Tue, 18 Aug 2009 07:55:30 +0000 Blade http://solidgame.co.za/?p=911 The story is this: a girl was out with friends having drinks on King St (in Toronto ). This guy approaches her and won’t leave her alone -saying how cute she is. She finally gives in and hands the guy her business card to get rid of him.

The attached is an MP3 file of not one, but TWO voicemails this guy left. This goes down in the history books – especially the second voice mail.

After hearing them you can clearly see why she didn’t call him back – instead she called in to the Z103.5 morning show & had them play this on the air.

Ladies: He is out there… :)

Dimitri-TheStud

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]]> http://solidgame.co.za/18/how-not-to-leave-her-a-voice-mail/feed/ 2 Suit Up Success http://solidgame.co.za/14/suit-up-success/ http://solidgame.co.za/14/suit-up-success/#comments Fri, 14 Aug 2009 11:42:33 +0000 Blade http://solidgame.co.za/?p=905 I woke up early, ironed my shirt. Picked out my tie. Assembled the killer combo. Strolled to work with a swagger only a dude with a suit can swing. Walked into the office..paused gave the receptionist a nod and a wink.

<Receptionist> Nice suit…? *smiling*

<Blade>  Why thank you mizz…

…..

<Colleague> didn’t think you ACTUALLY suit up

<Blade> …bro…if you think you can’t …the you are probably right.

<Colleague> …that doesn’t even make sense

<Blade> ….if you were suited up it would.

And so began a legendary day.

International Suit Up Day

I woke up early, ironed my shirt. Picked out my tie. Assembled the killer combo. Strolled to work with a swagger only a dude with a suit can swing. Walked into the office..paused gave the receptionist a nod and a wink.

<Receptionist> Nice suit…? *smiling*

<Blade> Why thank you mizz…

<Colleague> didn’t think you ACTUALLY suit up

<Blade> …bro…if you think you can’t …the you are probably right.

<Colleague> …that doesn’t even make sense

<Blade> ….if you were suited up it would.

As so began a legendary day.

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]]> http://solidgame.co.za/14/suit-up-success/feed/ 1 International Suit-Up Day http://solidgame.co.za/03/international-suit-up-day/ http://solidgame.co.za/03/international-suit-up-day/#comments Mon, 03 Aug 2009 15:20:07 +0000 Blade http://solidgame.co.za/?p=874 tom-ford-james-bond-suit_1

Things to do on International Suit-Up Day
* Wear a suit to university
* Wear a suit to work
* Wear a suit in hospital
* Wear a suit to school (daring)
* Buy a suit
* If you see someone without a suit, tell them to go home and suit up, or convince them to watch How I Met Your Mother.
* Drink in a suit – if you can find a bar called McLarens, drink there.
* Party in a suit.

When does this happen? Thursday, 13 August 2009!

Get involved.

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]]> http://solidgame.co.za/03/international-suit-up-day/feed/ 4 Scent Of a Woman http://solidgame.co.za/21/scent-of-a-woman/ http://solidgame.co.za/21/scent-of-a-woman/#comments Tue, 21 Jul 2009 12:27:24 +0000 Blade http://solidgame.co.za/?p=855 I cannot believe I have never seen this movie. Scent Of a Woman.

The only movie one of my favourite actors of all time ever won an academy award for.

I was fooling around you tube when I stumbled upon these clips.

Women! What can you say? Who made ‘em? God must have been a fuckin’ genius. The hair… They say the hair is everything, you know. Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls… just wanted to go to sleep forever? Or lips… and when they touched, yours were like… that first swallow of wine… after you just crossed the desert. Tits. Hoo-ah! Big ones, little ones, nipples staring right out at ya, like secret searchlights. Mmm. Legs. I don’t care if they’re Greek columns… or secondhand Steinways. What’s between ‘em… passport to heaven. I need a drink. Yes, Mr Sims, there’s only two syllables in this whole wide world worth hearing: pussy. Hah! Are you listenin’ to me, son? I’m givin’ ya pearls here.

Women

The Tango Scene

The Big Speech

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]]> http://solidgame.co.za/21/scent-of-a-woman/feed/ 7 How To Get The Girl http://solidgame.co.za/04/how-to-get-the-girl/ http://solidgame.co.za/04/how-to-get-the-girl/#comments Thu, 04 Jun 2009 10:34:30 +0000 Blade http://solidgame.co.za/?p=792 I found this hilarious graph from one of my friends in my facebook newsfeed this morning. thought I should share it.
I went on to the creators website. These guys are flippin funny.
Check them out at http://www.thedoghousediaries.com/ and on twitter @willrayraf

They certainly have an interesting perspective on dating and relationships. Nice one guys.

2009-06-03-3f68bd3bfab28ffd087276ba81fc9636

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]]> http://solidgame.co.za/04/how-to-get-the-girl/feed/ 0 Men are just happier people http://solidgame.co.za/26/men-are-just-happier-people/ http://solidgame.co.za/26/men-are-just-happier-people/#comments Tue, 26 May 2009 08:00:12 +0000 Blade http://solidgame.co.za/?p=756 I found this floating around facebook. I thought it was hilarious!

NICKNAMES

  • If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
  • If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

EATING OUT

  • When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in R20, even though it’s only for R32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
  • When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY

  • A man will pay R2 for a R1 item he needs.
  • A woman will pay R1 for a R2 item that she doesn’t need but it’s on sale.

BATHROOMS

  • A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel .
  • The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS

  • A woman has the last word in any argument.
  • Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE

  • A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
  • A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS

  • A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
  • A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE

  • A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
  • A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, but she does.

DRESSING UP

  • A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
  • A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL

  • Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
  • Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING

  • Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
  • A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There’s no use in two people remembering the same thing!

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]]> http://solidgame.co.za/26/men-are-just-happier-people/feed/ 6 Wingman In Your Pocket: Mobile Pickup Artist [iPhone App] http://solidgame.co.za/18/wingman-in-your-pocket-mobile-pickup-artist-iphone-app/ http://solidgame.co.za/18/wingman-in-your-pocket-mobile-pickup-artist-iphone-app/#comments Mon, 18 May 2009 09:19:06 +0000 Blade http://solidgame.co.za/?p=711 Ok Iphone geeks, you guys are gona LOVE this.

There is a new app for PUAs available. It’s called the The PocketPUA. It’s basically an easy to navigate directory of all the best pickup lines, routines and gambits out there.
I must admit I too carry around my little cheat sheet. It’s normally just a list of the various Jokes and magic tricks. I often forget great jokes and some of my magic tricks.

I think it’s a great little tool for those just starting out and also just a cool thing to have


Imagine all of the powerfully effective advice, routines, and openers of Mystery, Style JDog, Matador and all the rest of The Master Pick-Up Artists right in your pocket. Introducing The PocketPUA: The Original Wingman in You Pocket!

Whether you are just starting out in your adventures of a Pickup-Artist or you are already a pro, you know that a lot of success comes in knowing the right things to say at the right time. One major fear we all have is opening a new set and having the awkward silence because we have nothing to say (or we say the wrong thing!) That’s where The PocketPUA comes in!

The PocketPUA consolidates all of the best openers, routines, DHV’s, Neg’s and other great dialog that has been tried & tested to work wonders on the opposite sex! No you don’t need to fumble around with a notepad trying to memorize lines. The PocketPUA catelogs and organizes all of the best material for you.

If you are reading this article, I shouldn’t have to sell you on the fact that learning the ways of these Pickup Artists can make a profound difference in your game, causing beautiful women to easily gravitate towards you. The PocketPUA is simply a tool that helps you along the way! (Hence the name: Wingman in your pocket!)

If you have an iPhone or iPod Touch, you can download The PocketPUA today for just $.99!

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